youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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"Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?"
Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

thatjoshdun:

trick-or-pete:

wolvesarenicetoleavescarves:

trick-or-pete:

Why is it just now hitting me that Peter and Patrick are both names of Saints?

Theres also a Saint Joseph and Saint Andrew…

BRUH

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